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The Lockdowns are Dumb
02:59
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Lies you told me
The lockdowns are dumb
Two weeks or maybe three
The lockdowns are dumb
The protest signs we bring
The lockdowns are dumb
Not taking your vaccine
The lockdowns are dumb
Lockdowns are dumb,
Lockdowns are dumb
So, we're warning him
The lockdowns are dumb
Here we come
Pretty crazy
The lockdowns are dumb
We're getting more poor too
The lockdowns are dumb
You need to lift this thing
The lockdowns are dumb
You sir are not a king
The lockdowns are dumb
Lockdowns are dumb,
Lockdowns are dumb
We will ignore you
The lockdowns are dumb
Very dumb
Poked and prodded
The lockdowns are dumb
You keep increasing time
The lockdowns are dumb
Banks will foreclose on him
The lockdowns are dumb
The outlook seems quite grim
The lockdowns are dumb
Lockdowns are dumb,
Lockdowns are dumb
You won't violate me
The lockdowns are dumb
Really dumb
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Do You Fear What I Fear?
02:47
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Be the lion not a little lamb
Don't they seem like nazi's? (Don't they seem like nazi's?)
We will not comply, understand?
Don't they seem like nazi's? (Don't they seem like nazi's?)
Feathers and tar
Warning you tonight
We're prepared to bring you a fight
We're prepared to bring you a fight
Growing num-bers of the unemployed
Do you fear what I fear (Do you fear what I fear)
Businesses throughout are destroyed
Do you fear what I fear (Do you fear what I fear)
It's all gone wrongTanked economy
You're destroying our liberty
You're destroying our liberty
We've a governor thinking that he's king
He still hides from us though (He still hides from us though)
Come and face us all mighty king
He still hides from us though (He still hides from us though)
Your centralized, system has grown old
We'll transact in crypto and gold
We'll transact in crypto and gold
Say these words now people everywhere
I refuse to obey (I refuse to obey)
Repeat these words people everywhere
I refuse to obey (I refuse to obey)
Cause everyone, sleeps somewhere at night
We're prepared to bring you a fight
We're prepared to bring you a fight
We're prepared to bring you a fight
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Sterile Little Christmas
03:49
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Have yourself a sterile little Christmas
Under UV light
Disinfecting every little thing in sight
Have yourself a sterile little Christmas
Antiseptic spray
From now on your families shall be kept away
Outlawed are, all the olden days
Bleached out holidays, hard core
Precious friends, who are dear to us
Can be near to us, no more
Baseless fears won't let you get together
Even a small crowd
Infrared thermometers point at your brow
And have yourself a sterile little Christmas now
Mandates killed, all the olden ways
Stripped down holidays, abhor
Governments, should be fearing us
They're not hearing us, any more
Dangerous the family get together
States will not allow
Hanging politicians from the highest bough
And have yourself a sterile little Christmas... now
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The Kickass Parody Project Keene, New Hampshire
Having been called "an R rated version of "Weird Al" Yankovic" - The Kickass Parody Project (K.P.P.) is still going strong. It features songs you already know with ridiculous new lyrics by the Lord Reverend Captain Kickass (me!). It only has 3 requirements: to be poorly produced, borderline stupid and totally hilarious. With guests. ... more
