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Stupid, juvenile & poorly produced parody to Paul Simon's classic song. (Creation materials used in accordance with section 107 title 17 US Copyright code. This work is a parody.)

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The problem is all with my little head it seems to me
Your Mother is easy when she's drunk she gets horny
I'm gonna bang her and I'll do it creatively
There must be fifty ways to bang your mother

She said I hope my mother gets satisfaction soon
Furthermore, she is becoming quite the insufferable prude
I said if it's not myself, I think she'll bang some other dude
There must be fifty ways to bang your mother
Fifty ways to bang your mother

You Just slip in her crack, Jack
Smack her big can, Stan
You might need a sex toy, Roy
Just touch her boobies
Fuck on the bus, Gus
You might need to adjust thrust
Just dust off her pussy
It's just that E Z

She said it grieves me so to see her in such pain
I said there's something I can do to make her smile again
She said I appreciate that but would you kindly please explain
About these FIFTY ways?

I said why don't you let me sleep with her tonight
And I believe that in the morning you'll begin to see the light
And then she blew me
And she realized I was probably was right
There must be fifty ways
To bang your mother
Fifty ways to bang your mother


(Creation materials used in accordance with section 107 title 17 US Copyright code. This work is a parody.)

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released January 4, 2015

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The Kickass Parody Project Seattle, Washington

Having been called "a more vulgar version of "Weird Al" Yankovic" - The Kickass Parody Project (K.P.P.) is unofficially in the works. It features songs you already know with ridiculous new lyrics by El Captainkickass (me!). It only has 3 requirements: to be poorly produced, borderline stupid and totally hilarious. With guests. ... more

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