Bernie the Socialist Jew

by The Kickass Parody Project

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It's a song. It's a comedy song. It's a parody of Blue Oyster Cult. It's funny. It's barely "produced". It was made in one afternoon. Its probably bordering on retarded. Or is it perhaps bordering on comedic genius? Only you and your individual opinion can decide.

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"Bernie the Socialist Jew"

Voting is crappy
Voting is shitty
Voting is pity
Ain't no vote for me

Voting for pittance
Voting for highways
To vote isn't my way
Nor will ever be

Bern out today
Bern out tonight
I can't see a real reason for another tax hike
You're voting for evil, the lesser of two (Uh woo woo)

And I'm Bernie, I'm Bernie, I'm Bernie the jew.
I'm Bernie, I'm Bernie, The socialist jew.

Voting in essence
A waste of a season
Truth became treason
The empire grows

Time for your masters
To pit you against 2 sides
The state ain't on your side
Dog and pony show

Bern out today
Bern out tonight
I'm not the one to tell you what's wrong or what's right
I've seen drones that were killin' and lives that got screwed (Uh woo woo)

And I'm Bernie, I'm Bernie, I'm Bernie the jew.
I'm Bernie, I'm Bernie, The socialist jew.

Bern out today
Bern out tonight
I can't see a real reason for another tax hike
You're voting for evil, the lesser of two (Uh woo woo)

And I'm Bernie, I'm Bernie, I'm Bernie the jew.
I'm Bernie, I'm Bernie, The socialist jew.
And I'm Bernie, I'm Bernie, I'm Bernie the jew.
I'm Bernie, I'm Bernie, The statist jew.

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released June 4, 2016
I'd like to thank heat exhaustion, booze, 90 degree weather, and dehydration for helping me create this.

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The Kickass Parody Project Seattle, Washington

Having been called "a more vulgar version of "Weird Al" Yankovic" - The Kickass Parody Project (K.P.P.) is unofficially in the works. It features songs you already know with ridiculous new lyrics by El Captainkickass (me!). It only has 3 requirements: to be poorly produced, borderline stupid and totally hilarious. With guests. ... more

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