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Stupid, juvenile & poorly produced parody to John Denver's classic song: "Country Road" (Creation materials used in accordance with section 107 title 17 US Copyright code. This work is a parody.)

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Sexy heaven, wet vagina,
Two big mountains, cirrhosis of the liver,
Getting horny, harder than the trees,
Lusting for her mountains, get her on her knees

Country Ho, take my pole
In your face, Before too long,
Wet vagina,
Bang your mamma, tight butt hole
Country Ho

Her big mammaries, rather pound her
Barfly lady, stranger to soap & water
Tan and busty, tattoo in her thigh
Really makes my pole shine, jizzdrop in her eye

Country Ho, take my pole
In your face, Before too long,
Wet vagina,
Bang your mamma, tight butt hole
Country Ho

I hear her voice the next morning and it scares me
The rancid smell reminds me to run home, far away
And driving down the road I get a feeling
That I should've gone home yesterday, yesterday

Country Ho, take my pole
In your face, Before too long,
Wet vagina,
Bang your mamma, tight butt hole
Country Ho

Country Ho, take my pole
In your face, Before too long,
Wet vagina,
Bang your mamma, tight butt hole
Country Ho

Yeah take my pole, country ho
Take my pole, country ho

(Creation materials used in accordance with section 107 title 17 US Copyright code. This work is a parody.)

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released December 28, 2014
Nobody actually wanted anyone else to know that they contributed to this song in any way.

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The Kickass Parody Project Seattle, Washington

Having been called "a more vulgar version of "Weird Al" Yankovic" - The Kickass Parody Project (K.P.P.) is unofficially in the works. It features songs you already know with ridiculous new lyrics by El Captainkickass (me!). It only has 3 requirements: to be poorly produced, borderline stupid and totally hilarious. With guests. ... more

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