Name: Sterile Little Christmas
Duration: P00H03M49S
Description: Captain Crooner gives it a go with this Christmas Miracle Parody of long beloved classic Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

Sterile Little Christmas

from Covid Carols by The Kickass Parody Project

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Captain Crooner gives it a go with this Christmas Miracle Parody of long beloved classic Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

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Have yourself a sterile little Christmas
Under UV light
Disinfecting every little thing in sight
Have yourself a sterile little Christmas
Antiseptic spray
From now on your families shall be kept away
Outlawed are, all the olden days
Bleached out holidays, hard core
Precious friends, who are dear to us
Can be near to us, no more
Baseless fears won't let you get together
Even a small crowd
Infrared thermometers point at your brow
And have yourself a sterile little Christmas now
Mandates killed, all the olden ways
Stripped down holidays, abhor
Governments, should be fearing us
They're not hearing us, any more
Dangerous the family get together
States will not allow
Hanging politicians from the highest bough
And have yourself a sterile little Christmas... now

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from Covid Carols, released December 24, 2021

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The Kickass Parody Project Keene, New Hampshire

Having been called "an R rated version of "Weird Al" Yankovic" - The Kickass Parody Project (K.P.P.) is still going strong. It features songs you already know with ridiculous new lyrics by the Lord Reverend Captain Kickass (me!). It only has 3 requirements: to be poorly produced, borderline stupid and totally hilarious. With guests. ... more