Shit Your Pants

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Parody of "The Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats.

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Shit your pants if you want to
With a fully covered behind
'Cause if your friends shit their pants and if you shit your pants
Well you're, no friends of mine

Say, shit your pants if you want to
It will even offend the blind
Cause when you shat your bum, you cried like girl
Left a trail down your behind

You shit your pants, (It stinks!)

Had to go, didn't want to
Muddy butt is drawing flies
And you can shit your seat 'till it runs down your feet
So damn stinky it'll make you cry

Say, wipe your ass if you want to
If you don't nobody will
And you can eat hot food and try to be the dude
It's like a laxative you imbecile

And say

Shit your pants, shit your pants
Lower colon's out of control
Shit your pants, shit your pants
Oozing out, your butt-hole

Shit your pants, shit your pants
Everybody's starting to laugh
Shit your pants, shit your pants
Everybody points at your pa-haannnnts

Did you shit your pants?
Oh yes, you shit your pants.
You just shit your pants.

Shit your pants if you want to
It's your laundry bill not mine
It was a fucking doozy, really fucking juicy
Suddenly it came out flying

I say, Shit your pants if you want to
With a fully covered behind
Cause if your friends shit their pants and if you shit your pants
Well you're, no friends of mine

I say, Shit your pants, shit your pants
Lower colon's out of control (It's out of control)
Shit your pants, shit your pants
Oozing out, your butt-hole (Your butt-hole)

Shit your pants, shit your pants
Everybody's starting to laugh (Starting to laugh)
Shit your pants, shit your pants
Everybody points at your pa-hannnnts

Well, did you shit your pants?
Oh yes, you shit your pants.
Yes you shit your pants.

Well you shit your pants
You just shit your pants

Well you shit your pants
Well you shit your pants
Well you shit your pants
I think you shit your pants
Oh yes you shit your pants

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released August 2, 2015

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The Kickass Parody Project Seattle, Washington

Having been called "a more vulgar version of "Weird Al" Yankovic" - The Kickass Parody Project (K.P.P.) is unofficially in the works. It features songs you already know with ridiculous new lyrics by El Captainkickass (me!). It only has 3 requirements: to be poorly produced, borderline stupid and totally hilarious. With guests. ... more

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