The Lockdowns are Dumb

from Covid Carols by The Kickass Parody Project

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If anyone could pull off a Clever Christmas Parody Protest song it's The Lord Reverend Captain Kickass.This is a parody of "Little Drummer Boy" except set in 2020 amongst the madness of government mandated lockdowns and other extreme measures forced upon people by politicians in reaction to Covid-19. Inspired by and created in cooperation with freetalklive.com and their previous parodies known as "Chronic Carols", the syndicated radio show asked Captain Kickass to lend a hand and re-write some "Kickass Christmas Carols in the key of Covid". Four new carol-songs were written and the lyrics were distributed for caroler-activists to sing, but The Captain felt it necessary to record at least one of the songs himself. This is the chosen song

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Lies you told me
The lockdowns are dumb
Two weeks or maybe three
The lockdowns are dumb
The protest signs we bring
The lockdowns are dumb
Not taking your vaccine
The lockdowns are dumb
Lockdowns are dumb,
Lockdowns are dumb

So, we're warning him
The lockdowns are dumb
Here we come

Pretty crazy
The lockdowns are dumb
We're getting more poor too
The lockdowns are dumb
You need to lift this thing
The lockdowns are dumb
You sir are not a king
The lockdowns are dumb
Lockdowns are dumb,
Lockdowns are dumb

We will ignore you
The lockdowns are dumb
Very dumb

Poked and prodded
The lockdowns are dumb
You keep increasing time
The lockdowns are dumb
Banks will foreclose on him
The lockdowns are dumb
The outlook seems quite grim
The lockdowns are dumb
Lockdowns are dumb,
Lockdowns are dumb

You won't violate me
The lockdowns are dumb
Really dumb

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from Covid Carols, released December 24, 2021

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The Kickass Parody Project Keene, New Hampshire

Having been called "an R rated version of "Weird Al" Yankovic" - The Kickass Parody Project (K.P.P.) is still going strong. It features songs you already know with ridiculous new lyrics by the Lord Reverend Captain Kickass (me!). It only has 3 requirements: to be poorly produced, borderline stupid and totally hilarious. With guests. ... more